Because Laurence Olivier couldn’t handle Brooklyn.Tumblr (3.0; @parkslopepatrickstewart)http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2b5a50fb4f32c85143393acdb3a6fc0/tumblr_mn4qjbQEVL1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And don’t talk to me about how much it cost to get a freaking crab roll.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/50994864938http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/50994864938Tue, 21 May 2013 12:03:17 -0400dorpordie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5927afffb3306ccb8b3aec3513a150b7/tumblr_mlquf44Uzw1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Because I think it has frozen over.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/48779368472http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/48779368472Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:03:22 -0400dorpordie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0fb91bec36d79c01df5cdeccd7a76e5d/tumblr_mjzzt37CLA1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hoarding just doesn’t make good financial sense. We are in a recession, people.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/45917525442http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/45917525442Thu, 21 Mar 2013 12:02:41 -0400dorpordie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45cfbc4b619b88ddc9b149faf3c2c21d/tumblr_mjxwgsSOiP1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It cuts both ways.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/45839670213http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/45839670213Wed, 20 Mar 2013 12:02:43 -0400dorpordie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/379923d68edb42313a73e4d8ede988b3/tumblr_mjrtppncrM1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, Double Windsor. You shouldn’t have. I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/45525031699http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/45525031699Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:25:23 -0400dorpordie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eece19dfde3a0766b85f47c5972072bb/tumblr_mjo97xl4tz1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’m a sucker for old pretty buildings.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/45423543205http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/45423543205Fri, 15 Mar 2013 12:02:47 -0400dorpordie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31bc9b925c5c7793f2137cb0ea62f0d5/tumblr_mjbsixPk8x1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Even if the phrase “express F train” feels like an oxymoron.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/44867158101http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/44867158101Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:02:49 -0500dorpordie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a8973c18598e4fa4bdc98ac3005dcec/tumblr_mj67vkFpjV1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I DEMAND A RECOUNT.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/44635011268http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/44635011268Tue, 05 Mar 2013 12:02:44 -0500dorpordie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cb38b10ee8a62ed642c41a9ded8ed0a/tumblr_milxv85Akd1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The Park Slope troop are such trailblazers. And if the military can ditch “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” surely the Boys Scouts can get over themselves.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/44147216520http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/44147216520Wed, 27 Feb 2013 12:02:44 -0500dorpordie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10a57012df68b86608c47ecf5b5653c0/tumblr_milxgn9YUf1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Have we no standards? There outta be a law!</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/43730384511http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/43730384511Fri, 22 Feb 2013 12:03:04 -0500dorpordie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec8d595a7a4deadcdef577970be6701e/tumblr_mi91tcWPE81rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This Danny Meyer fellow may be taking over the city, but his burger doesn’t hold a candle to one at Double Windsor.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/43155341635http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/43155341635Fri, 15 Feb 2013 12:02:55 -0500dorpordie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73745a7281a5b12ff639d2d780d5d9ae/tumblr_mhu67hvPEp1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>BriKenny has all the answers.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/42510752630http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/42510752630Thu, 07 Feb 2013 12:03:13 -0500dorpordie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9c7330746e77c09f61914a719f2e6ff/tumblr_mhj4zcRMdq1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I think I aged 4 years just taking the train there. </p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/42281628729http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/42281628729Mon, 04 Feb 2013 12:03:18 -0500dorpordie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05f949c4876c86940c0a19c5427026b5/tumblr_mhfdkdI7WX1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>He better do something about those “Don’t Honk” signs. I almost missed brunch on Sunday.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/41872424927http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/41872424927Wed, 30 Jan 2013 12:03:08 -0500dorpordie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b565161817997a8cffdded013a180ca/tumblr_mhdnl3suAi1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Like a penguin in Grand Central Station or a camel in Times Square. Can’t end well.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/41791561142http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/41791561142Tue, 29 Jan 2013 12:02:47 -0500dorpordie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d9ccf1a2433138948571ef2a8bc289a/tumblr_mglwrou3YS1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Maybe the new Miss America would like to grab brunch sometime.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/40525849752http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/40525849752Mon, 14 Jan 2013 12:03:16 -0500dorpordie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16a4b7f5a9739b1c21e12ffdf2aa9e14/tumblr_mgg9ohts4i1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The whole neighborhood comes out, and it just feels right.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/40261788736http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/40261788736Fri, 11 Jan 2013 12:03:06 -0500dorpordie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ba4072772724205cb76df2ca0a46439/tumblr_mgedcqQjiG1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t believe the MTA hype.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/40181632416http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/40181632416Thu, 10 Jan 2013 12:03:00 -0500dorpordie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3055717073ce0f5850ee85b980e10fb3/tumblr_mg18ijaxyP1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t you just love Jonathan Lethem?</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/40019591026http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/40019591026Tue, 08 Jan 2013 12:03:00 -0500dorpordie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/720348703c01129b53aea7c616fb0400/tumblr_mg3bjzDIhj1rdacbyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Way less interesting than a box of books.</p>http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/39664457439http://parkslopepatrickstewart.tumblr.com/post/39664457439Fri, 04 Jan 2013 12:03:12 -0500dorpordie